Schnitzel Von Krumm, Dogs Never Climb Trees

There are many, many things to know about little Schnitzel von Krumm - and one is that you should NEVER tell him never!

Dogs, especially Dachshunds, aren't exactly built to climb trees . . . but tell that to Schnitzel von Krumm!

A dog to remember
is Schnitzel von Krumm,
with his very short legs
and his very low tum . . .

Schnitzel von Krumm is a dog of many talents. He can hustle and tease with the greatest of ease, but everyone knows that dogs NEVER climb trees. Or do they . . .?